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Date:2012-03-27 16:19
Subject:echo
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helloo... hello.... hello

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Date:2008-11-13 12:51
Subject:when I'm not in the ballpit...
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If you need me, I'll be here

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Date:2008-10-08 17:29
Subject:Mystery Chair
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Would any of you happen to know anything about the make of this chair?
Any information appreciated
thanks!




ps.
looking to sell the chair, seeing the info for placing an ad online
if anyone thinks it would look amazing in their pad please let me know.
Hoping to find a happy home for this much beloved chair that my place is way to small for.

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Date:2008-10-01 13:01
Subject:sneakedy peekadee
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I am giddy as a gaggle of sugar coated peeps!

I just got my hands on the freshly minted DVD, YULE A GO-GO and it is just delicious.

yule log + boobies = swankiest holiday ever!

It's the best idea since you got your chocolate in my peanut butter



"Beautiful ladies dance to groovy go-go-tastic versions of your favorite holiday tunes in front of the roaring fire. A holiday party in a box"

I plan to stuff this bad boy into everyone's holiday g-strings.



Featuring:
ANGIE PONTANI * ANITA COOKIE * BUNNY LOVE * CHICAVA HONEYCHILD * CREAMY STEVENS * GAL FRIDAY * HARVEST MOON * JULIE ATLAS MUZ * LITTLE BROOKLYN * THE MAINE ATTRACTION * MSTICKLE * PEEKABOO POINTE * KIT CAT CABRAL * with music by BRIAN "THE FISHERMAN" LEASE

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Date:2008-09-09 13:14
Subject:my runningmate is a boob
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two of em' actually!

GOLDEN PASTIES-VOTE HERE!

** Little Brooklyn '08 **
charismatic-sexy-survivor

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Date:2008-09-01 22:21
Subject:Palin-McCain-Folgers
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Palin-McCain-Folgers, originally uploaded by brooklyngirl.

Brains: The Lady "Aye"
Brawn: Little Brooklyn





ps. I specifically hunted down this shot with the nervous nail pickin'
which I will now lovingly refer to as "doing the McCain"

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Date:2007-09-07 20:11
Subject:I've actually seen a few of these
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from the citypaper

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Date:2007-09-04 20:09
Subject:beep beep!
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eep! a good excuse to use an annoying scroller. weeeee


  




honk honk.

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Date:2007-08-21 17:59
Subject:Golden Pastie Time
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It's almost time for the the New York Burlesque Festival
and I have the honor of being nominated for three Golden Pastie Awards:
-The most unpredictable performer in burlesque
(do they mean great range or emotionally disturbed? either way I'll take it)
-The most inspiring/influential performer in burlesque (*garsh!*)
-Best use of non-traditional items as pasties

you dont say?

you can vote by going to the New York Burlesque Festival Web Site
and clicking on the "Golden Pasties" button on the upper right hand side under the logo.


Golden Pastie Making!

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Date:2007-08-15 12:25
Subject:Burlesque guests
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I am so giddy like a schoolgirl waiting for Christmas.
I just got word that burlesque legend Satan’s Angel will be in New York and appearing for one night only at Lotus on Tuesday night. Eeeeep!




Seriously, If you have not experienced the woman you must make it a point to come out.
We actually have a whole slew of special guests in the next few weeks, aside from the amazing local talent.
I'm gunna make it a point to update the site with a schedule today.

Here is just a sneak peek at some of the talent we are expecting:
Gravity Plays Favorites - the duet that stripteases on a pole
Belladonnas de Lux from Sydney
Michele Carr, also known on stage as Valentina Violette from he Velvet Hammer Burlesque
Chica Boom from Seattle Washinton
Selene Luna and Pleasant Gehman who are both in town for Margaret Cho's The Sensuous Woman
right?!?

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Date:2007-07-25 15:47
Subject:serious : delirous
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Someone here just said “this is serious”
To which I replied “we will make you delirious”
He had no idea what I was on about, and that was the last thing I remember.
I woke up 20 minutes later after watching a buzz of retro videos on you tube.

Early Saturday mornings taught me to be afraid of drugs
The quality is terrible, but it’s the full version.

T.V. Explains why I get annoyed when N leaves the pot handles turned out

And why I used the leftover papaya to make frozen sunshine on a stick last week.

It does not quite account for why I sing
“you got matching dogs!
Who’s on the left? Who’s on the right?
I don’t know, I don’t wanna fight.
You got matching dogs!”
Every time I pass someone walking matching dogs.

But it does account for why I think why line skippers are Mr. Bungles

Once my mom said it was a delight to spend the day out with me, cause I was so polite and nice to people. What can I say, I was raised right by television.

I don’t wanna be a Mr. Bungle.

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Date:2007-07-06 13:07
Subject:I *pastie* NY
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STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:
I *pastie* NY

A Burlesque A love/hate story



Starshine Burlesque presents an ode to this bitch of a lover we call New York. Why do we fight tooth and nail to stay in her warm embrace? Let us tell you of our misadventures and conquests using the fine tools of our trade: glitter, humor and a g-string.

Featuring: Creamy Stevens, Little Brooklyn, Tigger!, The World Famous *BOB*, Nasty Canasta, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Gal friday, The Winner of the “Starshine Burlesque Starlet Search”
music by: DJ Fresh Prince of Darkness

www.starshineburlesque.com

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Date:2007-07-05 18:09
Subject:retrograde schetrograde
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It's not a good sign at all when you call tech support and ask:
"I was told to speak with someone in the _____ department, is this the _____ department?"
and they guy says
"unfortunately, it is."
wow.

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Date:2007-05-28 16:26
Subject:take my mac please
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does anyone need an antique computer? might be good for parts.

info

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Date:2007-05-11 17:36
Subject:Starshine Burlesque Exotic World Benefit cast photo opp
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benfit

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Date:2007-05-08 14:28
Subject:EXOTIC WORLD BENEFIT ~ NYC
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STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:


EXOTIC WORLD BENEFIT

A Burlesque Benefit to Raise Money & Awareness for Exotic World USA






AMAZING RAFFLES AND AUCTION ITEMS TO BE WON!
Read more more more! Collapse )

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Date:2007-05-04 19:57
Subject:phone : phony?
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ok weird.
I just got a phone call
me: hello
man: yeah, I was just checkin' to see who got my phone number
me: huh
man: yeah, I changed my phone a few weeks ago and I wanna see if its a boy or a girl
me: this was your old number?
then I hear a female robotic-like voice say "thank you"
I said "ok" again and hung up.
I've had this number for years
W T heck?

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Date:2007-05-03 15:19
Subject:pie
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I fewl ashweep in my pwrop





wide awake pie at pinchbottom burlesque
Featuring:
Tigger!
Jonny Porkpie
and Nasty Canasta
getting pied by Little Brooklyn

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Date:2007-04-19 15:44
Subject:dancing butt cheek to cheek in my office seat
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Sqeeeel
I’ma so excited to premier my new act this weekend at "THE BAWDY HOUSE", its so HUGE, I feel like I’ma gunna cream myself.
Oh, was that a hint? Hrrrrm could beeeeeee.
Eeeeeee

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Date:2007-04-16 18:34
Subject:W T Huh?
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get the hell out of my head
if I keep reading and find a strip about flying fish roe...

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